Oranges on Oprah

The Real Housewives of Orange County will make their much anticipated appearance on the “Oprah Winfrey Show” Monday, October 27.

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Real Housewives, Real Makeovers

Sky Tops, Botox and skanky-looking hair are the signature style for the Real Housewives of Orange County.  The Oprah Show met them in Culver City, California for a makeover photo shoot featured in November’s O magazine. 

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Tamra Barney before and after

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Shear Genius: Rotting Oranges

updated links @ haireality.blogspot.com

Click on the image for a larger view. All images courtesy of Bravo. From top to bottom:
1). Charlie 2). Daniel 3). Dee 4). Gail 5). Glenn 6). Matthew
7. Meredith 8). Nekisa 9). Nicole 10. Paolo 11. Parker

The Problem of Bravo’s Cross-Breeding

So much snarkaliousness…where to begin?  

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Shear Genius: The "Deep" End of the Oshun

Season 2 of Shear Genius premiered on  Bravo  last night.

In the season premiere, 12 stylists are tested by the judges in what promises to be an interesting season.

The first two challenges sucked…big time.

Would you let Stevie Wonder cut your hair?  Yes, the first test was a blindfold challenge.  The 12 victims, er, I mean models, had to let the stylists cut their hair blindfolded.  One of the stylists ….names are not quite straight yet, cut himself during the challenge, and tells the client “he doesn’t have anything”, which will be grist for the mill at the gay websites for days.

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Charlie      Dee       Gail         Glenn      Matt        Nekisa    Meredith    Nicole  

  Oshun    Parker      Paul

Dee, a much better-looking woman on television than in the Bravo photographs, wins the challenge and immunity from elimination.  Oshun loses it. You can tell by the look on his face that he does not take criticism well.  In fact, he really got the loser’s edit. You knew, from this first challenge, he would be going home first.

The Elimination Challenge:

The contestants are ranked in order and are allowed to choose their models. Dee, as the winner, chooses first, Oshun chooses last.  His model has thin, fine hair, very hard to work with.

Characters to emulate/interpret include Marge Simpson, Wilma Flintstone and Lucy from Peanuts. 

Charlie uses blue hair extensions to emulate Marge Simpson.  Daniel wins the challenge.   Oshun again loses the challenge, and is eliminated, muttering “this is bullshit” on his way out.  To see his exit interview (and a bunch of commercials) go to http://www.bravotv.com/Shear_Genius/season/2//index.php

 the judges get their very own post. Plastic surgery is doing great business.

And speaking of hot tranny messes:

Next Week :  

WTF?  Will Bravo ever stop pimping out The Real Housewives of Orange County? These botoxed Barbie’s will definitely give the stylists a run.  Will Vicki howl?  Will Lauri Waring Peterson’s  face move?    Stay tuned.

 

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